Anonymous said: I CAN PUT THE SNAKE MODULES ON MY FINGERTIPS AND HAVE SNAKEY-FINGERS
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ainaonliiankauan said: Anons -- I am going to say this one more time. Like, seriously, the last time and I'm going to say it loudly and slowly so maybe, just maybe, it could pass through your thick skulls. I. Am. Engaged. We are not going to get together. STOP IT. NO. Get on with your lives, pester someone else.
Listen to this man here, gentlemen. He speaks the truth.
Even smaller than that.
Imagine the smallest number you can.
Then divide it by the largest number you can think of.
Then do it again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
Until you get bored.
The probability will be almost an infinity amount of times smaller than that.
But not zero.
Never zero.
….
You are —
Alright.
There are lots of little cool things about the universe.
Like the fact that 0.9999999 repeating equals one.
[just kinda stares blankly with wide eyes]
[Roderich stop it you make him feel stupid]
[even Ed doesn’t do that and that’s Eduard]
…uh, how? I don’t think it’d ever get to one since it’s repeating the nine…
It’s just so incredibly close to one, even closer than the probability I talked about is to zero, that it actually is one.
…you’re a turd.
Why do you know this.
Hitto.
Well, I know why you know it but —
//tino cannot words
Because I spend my time reading when I should be eating and sleeping. *laughs*
Even smaller than that.
Imagine the smallest number you can.
Then divide it by the largest number you can think of.
Then do it again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
Until you get bored.
The probability will be almost an infinity amount of times smaller than that.
But not zero.
Never zero.
….
You are —
Alright.
There are lots of little cool things about the universe.
Like the fact that 0.9999999 repeating equals one.
[just kinda stares blankly with wide eyes]
[Roderich stop it you make him feel stupid]
[even Ed doesn’t do that and that’s Eduard]
…uh, how? I don’t think it’d ever get to one since it’s repeating the nine…
It’s just so incredibly close to one, even closer than the probability I talked about is to zero, that it actually is one.
And Eduard but then again he has his little mochis. Which still terrify the fuck out’ta me, just saying.The anons are the leader of the crazies.
No, anon, I have not kissed him ’yet’.
They are the almighty distinguished Lords of Crazy.
… And that’s another reason why they’re insane. I said that no probability is ever really zero, and they jumped on you for it.
That should be their names, no? Change anons to LoC’s.
…just because of that? You’re completely right about that though; the possibility is never zero, unless it’s actually physically impossible. But it’s at about .01 right now.
Actually, even if it’s physically impossible, the probability is still not zero. It’s just so incredibly low that it might as well be zero.
…like .000000001?
Even smaller than that.
Imagine the smallest number you can.
Then divide it by the largest number you can think of.
Then do it again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
Until you get bored.
The probability will be almost an infinity amount of times smaller than that.
But not zero.
Never zero.
….
You are —
Alright.
There are lots of little cool things about the universe.
Like the fact that 0.9999999 repeating equals one.
Anonymous said: Hey, hey, other anon; why do you assume that Tino's the one to kiss Roderich? Can't it bet he other way around?
ANON.
And Eduard but then again he has his little mochis. Which still terrify the fuck out’ta me, just saying.The anons are the leader of the crazies.
No, anon, I have not kissed him ’yet’.
They are the almighty distinguished Lords of Crazy.
… And that’s another reason why they’re insane. I said that no probability is ever really zero, and they jumped on you for it.
That should be their names, no? Change anons to LoC’s.
…just because of that? You’re completely right about that though; the possibility is never zero, unless it’s actually physically impossible. But it’s at about .01 right now.
Actually, even if it’s physically impossible, the probability is still not zero. It’s just so incredibly low that it might as well be zero.
…like .000000001?
Even smaller than that.
Imagine the smallest number you can.
Then divide it by the largest number you can think of.
Then do it again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
And again.
Until you get bored.
The probability will be almost an infinity amount of times smaller than that.
But not zero.
Never zero.
And Eduard but then again he has his little mochis. Which still terrify the fuck out’ta me, just saying.The anons are the leader of the crazies.
No, anon, I have not kissed him ’yet’.
They are the almighty distinguished Lords of Crazy.
… And that’s another reason why they’re insane. I said that no probability is ever really zero, and they jumped on you for it.
That should be their names, no? Change anons to LoC’s.
…just because of that? You’re completely right about that though; the possibility is never zero, unless it’s actually physically impossible. But it’s at about .01 right now.
Actually, even if it’s physically impossible, the probability is still not zero. It’s just so incredibly low that it might as well be zero.
And why does the anon come back as soon as I get on.
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TINO
TINO, HELP ME.
I AM SURROUNDED BY CRAZY PEOPLE.
//takes under his wing
//by wing i mean arm
//kind of like a bird but not
Shh, Roderich. I got’cha.
They’re all insane. All of them. They’re crazier than Spain, and he didn’t know that a Stradivarius is a violin.
They’re all crazy.
He wh—
alright.
Well, I do know the anons are crazy. Not so sure about Spain, but alright.
He’s crazy, too.
But then, everyone’s crazy.
Everyone.
We’re the only sane people left.
And Eduard but then again he has his little mochis. Which still terrify the fuck out’ta me, just saying.The anons are the leader of the crazies.
No, anon, I have not kissed him ’yet’.
They are the almighty distinguished Lords of Crazy.
… And that’s another reason why they’re insane. I said that no probability is ever really zero, and they jumped on you for it.
And why does the anon come back as soon as I get on.
8|
TINO
TINO, HELP ME.
I AM SURROUNDED BY CRAZY PEOPLE.
//takes under his wing
//by wing i mean arm
//kind of like a bird but not
Shh, Roderich. I got’cha.
They’re all insane. All of them. They’re crazier than Spain, and he didn’t know that a Stradivarius is a violin.
They’re all crazy.
He wh—
alright.
Well, I do know the anons are crazy. Not so sure about Spain, but alright.
He’s crazy, too.
But then, everyone’s crazy.
Everyone.
We’re the only sane people left.
